Ninja

The sneakiest thing that exists. They are also really cool.

1.Hey do you see that ninja over there
2.No...
1.Well now he is behind you because YOU NEVER SAW IT COMING!!!

by a22cr June 19, 2019

Ninja

Ninja is a person who likes to suck fat dick. He thinks he "the shit" but in reality he is shit.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Ninja just said?
Person 2: Yeah he can totally suck a fat one.

by YoshiKingYolo April 18, 2019

Ninja

A youtuber who tells you not to bully but then tells a child to shut the fuck up when he is talking to them. He then proceeds to report you for stream sniping.

Ninja: Do not bully people. Do not be mean to anyone. Do not pick on anyone.

also Ninja: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU.

by Jane cROW March 15, 2019

Ninja

the thing you say when you have ligma.

Johnny, you're diagnosed with Ninja

by Fuckingswett dude May 13, 2019

Ninja

Synonym for nigga.

That ninja over there stole my money!

by Thic shorty November 30, 2018

ninja

a person/ a group of people who is/are considered ninja

Bob: Yo, ninja
Ninja: No, I'm nigger

by jogu February 2, 2015

ninja

v: to steal sneakily
n: an extraordinary force at something (usually athletic)
n2: an ancient Japanese spec-op
adj: to be as cool as a ninja
adv: to do something in a way that a ninja would do it

v: Yesterday I totally ninja'd this book from you, here you go.

n: Yeah, Richie's a ninja at dodgeball, he once vaulted Tommy to dodge an attack.

n2: Ninjas are cooler than pirates.

adj: OMG! This movie is freaking ninja! (Yes, I'm talking about Donnie Darko)

adv: Check this out! I can ninja laugh! *does not laugh*

by MG1992 September 4, 2009