You take a slice of warm haggis and place it over someone's asshole. You then slide your cock through the greasy haggis patty and into the now slippery butthole, preferably in the morning.
I ran out of lube this morning so I fried up some haggis and surprised my girlfriend with a big hot Scottish breakfast.
by Greatscott December 03, 2013
By definition we are nutters and have a accent nobody but us can do.
Ya ken my wee pal drove 250 miles for a 100% sugar Irn Bru.
Ya ken my wee pal drove 250 miles for a 100% sugar Irn Bru.
by An anonymous scottish person October 15, 2019
After a male has anal sex with a drunken woman, she gives him a blowjob but bites down drawing blood.
by Poptarts303 April 08, 2011
scottish football is amazing
by yolomateymoo February 16, 2013
by Skib-a -de-do September 01, 2006
Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.
Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!
Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.
Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009