Aka. The dementors kiss. It is the act of going to kiss someone normally then pulling your lips over your teeth whilst sucking g in the air around you as you stare into the depths of their soul. It is the true test of love, commitment, and loyalty in a relationship. This person is not husband/ wife material.
Friend #1: So how are things with you and that boy?
Friend #2: Pretty good, I really like them and can see things getting pretty serious.
Friend #3: Well, have you spook newted them yet? It’s the true test of love in a relationship.
Friend #2: Pretty good, I really like them and can see things getting pretty serious.
Friend #3: Well, have you spook newted them yet? It’s the true test of love in a relationship.
by Notbigfoot12 April 3, 2024
Get the spook newtmug. by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020
Get the Pissed as a Newtmug. "Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself
"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"
-RORY
"Fig Newts"
-PAM
-RORY
"Fig Newts"
-PAM
by *PJP* October 31, 2011
Get the Fig Newtsmug. The sexiest mf in maze runner fucking fight me for it I will let’s go asshat.
All the smart girls simp for him
All the smart girls simp for him
by anonymous January 31, 2023
Get the Newtmug.