Newt

An ugly:

Skank

Whore

Slut

Bitch
or all of the above

Chad:Some newt was all over me last night..

Brian: Was she even hot?

Chad: dude she was a newt... she was ugly as fuck.

by Chodelovernikki October 14, 2015

Newt-a-Mania

Disease of believing Newt Gingrich would actually make a good President.

Sean: Newt-a-Mania is sweeping America. Newt Gingrich is a great American.
John: Newt Gingrich is fat.

by makivelli June 15, 2012

newt-chan

A gay asshole

Alpha is such a newt-chan!

by KawwaiiKat March 5, 2018

Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011