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Cock newbie

A man who has never sent a picture of his cock online.
Hey sexy send me a dick pic!
I can’t hun I am a cock newbie and am small.
by Rennystar February 20, 2019
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Theater Newbie

Sort of like a new player, a theater newbie is a theater kid who is new, they often don't know a lot about theater, and think that they are better than everyone else. They often are convinced that they will get the lead roll, but are often in the Ensemble or not in the show at all. They also tend to TOUCH PROPS THAT AREN'T THIER'S
Have You Heard Of Josh?
Yeah, he's such a theater newbie, he hasn't stopped saying that he will get the lead!
by ChefsButtler April 6, 2020
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Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020
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Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020
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Giorgi Nebieridze

Is that Giorgi Nebieridze? , ye thats prolly him look.
by Nebo47 November 22, 2021
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the newbie blues

when someone is newly diagnosed with depression/is just developing depression
can also be used to refer to when someone is new to a job and it is causing a lot of anxiety/depression/sadness etc.
"Oh, do you have a case of the newbie blues?"
by we make useful shit up November 2, 2023
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