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newb stick

A weapon used to abuse/beat on newbs. A method of verbally slapping/disciplining rookies as you would a puppy with a newspaper.
Get lost rookie or Tollbooth Willie is going to beat you with his newb stick!
by lavvgiver April 12, 2010
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newb

A person that is just beginning or horrible at a certain thing. Like a video game. People usually do not say newb as in "you are a newb at life"
by pandapersonlol June 1, 2018
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newb

What you would call someone or yourself when you or they, being the newb, are new to something that you have little to none experience in
Dude, your mommy must be ashamed because you are such a newb- Every trash talking player of any of the COD franchises ranging from MW2 to Ghost
by Ultimanium June 9, 2015
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Newb

The more dank version of "noob" or "n00b." Newb means a person who is bad at something/ doesnt have a lot of knowledge of said thing. Only the dankest of edgy memelords use the word "newb." Sometimes when someone who is not dank uses the word, they explode because it is too dank for them
Wow ur such a newb lolzor
by Edgy memelord April 24, 2018
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newbed out

Blanket statement used to describe someone who does not meet expectations or commits a SNAFU.
Kris: Did Schmiegel go out with y'all for your birthday?
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.
by Kwistin September 25, 2005
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Newb

by da awesome man February 21, 2017
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newbe grill

James was feeling overwhelmed .the orders were coming in too quick! He was just a newbe grill guy!!
by Susiequetoyou June 13, 2018
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