by soupdogg August 18, 2012
Get the negris domesticus mug.Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born in 1940, the year of the Dragon. His name that he is most commonly referred to is Chuck Norris, the man who many people consider a God. His counterpart is Asian-American Bruce Lee, who was born the exact same year. Carlos, or "Chuck" is most known for his ROUND-HOUSE kicks and his many other impossible feats. In real life, Chuck Norris has the highest degree of Black Belt in Tai kwon do, being the first white man to achieve this status
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by dickvill November 2, 2008
Get the cluck norris mug.Verb. The act of causing a state of intense fear and panic, as one would be afflicted with when coming face to face with someone, such as Chuck Norris.
Man: Dude, so what happened?
Dude: I don't know, man. I was asking her out when this big, brawny guy came up out of nowhere and asked what I was doing with his woman.
Man: Did you fight him?
Dude: No. He norrisized me, man!
Dude: I don't know, man. I was asking her out when this big, brawny guy came up out of nowhere and asked what I was doing with his woman.
Man: Did you fight him?
Dude: No. He norrisized me, man!
by Phantom Tonberry II June 30, 2010
Get the Norrisized mug.by Kailman / The Thunder May 25, 2010
Get the Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory mug.A religion started in late 2005 after Chuck Norris had become an internet fad. The religion is based around worshiping Chuck's amazing roundhouse kicks to the face and everyday prayer(watching "Walker Texas Ranger").
Sterling VA Norriscism chapter.
by Bryan Nester April 13, 2006
Get the Norriscism mug.A list of twelve morals and guidelines writting by chuck Norris. This list is commonly used as a guide to the pupils of Chun Kuk Do, a Korean based martial art also created by Norris.
The code is as follows:
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness, and loyalty in my family and acknowlege that no other success will compenstate for failure in the home.
5. I will work for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself I will have no time to criticise others.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the successes of others as I am about my own.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindness towards another person's viewpoint while still holding fast to what I know to be true and honest.
10. I will maintain respect for authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, my family and my friends.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
The code is as follows:
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness, and loyalty in my family and acknowlege that no other success will compenstate for failure in the home.
5. I will work for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself I will have no time to criticise others.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the successes of others as I am about my own.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindness towards another person's viewpoint while still holding fast to what I know to be true and honest.
10. I will maintain respect for authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, my family and my friends.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
Before recieving her purple belt, the young Chun Kuk Do student had to recite three lines from Chuck Norris's Code of Ethics.
by TheGammaGeek March 19, 2011
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