pot musing

A thought of a contemplating nature that comes about while doing the do at the toilette. Or smoking funny weed.

- vinnienine: "Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous"
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."

by disintegrationist September 26, 2014

Uggenheim Muse

A Greek Goddess that oozes knowledge of literature and the arts.

I was having trouble writing my art history paper, but thankfully, an Uggenheim Muse with all the information I needed.

by JermJerm November 7, 2011

Dirty Muse

Is the act of slitting a girls throat and fucking the hole. Popularized by Erick 'The Otter' Muse.

The bitch was giving me lip so I gave her the dirty muse.

by N-Murda August 18, 2010

Goooooooood Muse

One of the two song types produced by the multi-genre covering alternative rock band Muse, the other being 'Bad Muse'.

That there is some goooooooood Muse!!!!!

by Ando1 March 5, 2011

The Muse Nashville

A very shitty and small music venue in the bad area of downtown Nashville Tennessee with a capacity of 142 people and a horrible sound system, It's best known as the place where lame bands come to play, lame people come to use drugs and acquire new STDs, and its owner "Logan" was caught in january of 2008 with stolen laptops from the elections comity.

Friend A: Hey did you guys go down to the muse nashville last night, smoke pot, and have sex with nasty women?

Friend B: Yeah, and afterwards Logan offered me a job as a sound engineer even though the sound system sucks, and I have never ran sound in my life.

Friend A: Thats awful, you should become an hero

by Gay4MormonJesus October 10, 2008

My Muse

Your kind of music that you really like. Pronounced like the "mus" in "music".

-"I heard some punk tonight..."
-"Youdid? Punk is so my muse!"

by Daschy September 19, 2009

being his muse

how women rationalize getting dumped after a brief, mostly-sexual relationship

"I mean, I was Josh Safdie's muse when he wrote Uncah Jams," - Julia Fox on being his muse, before getting dumped by Kanye West

by Theo-dorable February 16, 2022