Jesus Christ on a moped

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO

Jesus Christ on a moped

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025

Moped

It literally means everything

You hair looked like it's moped

by 1cooldude1 August 18, 2025

Moped

It literally means everything

Your hair looks like it's moped

by 1cooldude1 August 18, 2025

Mope

The most amazing person you’ll ever come across in your life. A funny and caring gent who lives life by his own rules. His sexy looks and his cute ass smile also be attracting the huns. He has a great sense of humour and always makes people laugh. He’s sweet and never lies, someone you should always cherish in your life.

That girl definitely won herself a trophy if she’s with Mope

by Goofyman November 24, 2021

Moped

A guy with not much horsepower or stamina, who is only fun to be around when your friends don't see you with him.

Rebecca calls Zack the Zoped because he is such a Moped; she only ever associated with him in 8th grade because she couldn't get anyone better.

by Sloan Petersen May 30, 2023

Moped-o-phile

A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.

1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!

by anonymous March 30, 2023

mope rock

Gloomy rock music for sad people, hence the word "mope". More commonly used to refer to older post-punk or goth bands with an overtly depressive or dark atmosphere.

"I don't get how you can listen to Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, it's such mope rock."

by montezumas00322 July 29, 2024