Bitch Mitts

What you call someone's hands when they've never done manual labor, or when their hands are just too damn soft all the time

Two co-workers talking to a new hire while working in construction.

"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."

by kardinalsyn May 25, 2019

Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021

Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting
Synonym of brick

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021

Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.

"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."

by written_slander November 24, 2023