duo missions

Two guys and two girls hangout together

bro we have the duo missions tonight

by jbecky April 26, 2022

Solo Mission

A new term for "masturbate"

"That's kinda awkward but I went on a solo mission last night.."
"Dude same"

by Kingimarii4658 March 31, 2019

Ninja Mission

When you do something you know you're not supposed to do (whether it's good or not so good) or when you do something that other people (like your parents) don't want you to do.

Well...sneaking out to Caid's party at 11 p.m. was a real ninja mission.

by avtor17 February 7, 2018

side missioned

Being dicked in missionary while booty bouncing over one’s pelvic region with maximum efficiency

Markus: “Aye bro what do you like to do for fun”
Dom: “I like to be side missioned by BOYS”

by UncleMawkus August 28, 2021

Stealth Mission

To approach an objective silently and undetected.

Or make ear breaking explosions everywhere.

Usually the second.

Stealth Mission? Bring the Rocket Launcher.

by Silenth32 March 22, 2019

Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.

Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*

by Itschrian January 26, 2018

Mission car

A very shitty old beater car that is disposable, unregistered and uninsured that one would use to conduct 'missions' in, such as egging someone's house or conducting paintball drivebys. Once said 'mission' is over, the mission car is to be driven into a lake and abandoned.

We dumped our mission car into the lake after we lost the cops that were on to us.

by Atomini December 2, 2010