Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin in a recreational form.

I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail the other night. I haven't been able to sleep, drink, or eat since.

by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022

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Midwest Zest

A word that describes the highly questionable things that men do towards each other publicly (not private, if you’re doing it in private it’s not zesty that’s just homosexuality,(which is also ok too)honestly) commonly seen amongst males 17-29 located in suburban midwestern communities.

“Yo so Jacob tried to hit me with some Midwest zest last night”
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:

-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.

by YungElderly June 16, 2023

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Midwest Furfest

a little thing in the Midwest of America (except Ohio) where people in fur suits get to gather and have a "good" time i want to find the convention and shed blood

Hey another one heading to the Midwest Furfest, get the gun

by soviet productions November 3, 2022

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midwest

the absolute worst place in the us, somehow managing to surpass the mid-ness of texas, this hellhole of a place is absolutely infested with homophobes, strange patriots (the ones who spend their nonexistent money on too much america merch) and trump supporters. so wear a maid dress just to piss them off. or better yet dont come here.
(source: am from the midwest)

ITS CALLED THE MIDWEST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING IN IT IS MID - random tiktokers being based for once

by xX_Peachy_Xx March 29, 2022

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