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banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!
Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
by um, yes. October 7, 2017
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Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.
"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."
by Snow Globe November 30, 2005
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Mackleape

Half man half ape bulldozing creature, that is normally associated with sexual attacks
Did you see that mackleape stuck again last night
by spiderswine September 1, 2009
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mickl

Mickl is a fat guy who is balding in the head and has never had a girlfriend. Although his life is shitty, he still manages to have some pretty dank memes.
"You see mickl? i wanna be his boyfriend"
" no man thats gay"
by shiteater0269 May 6, 2018
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Mickey mouse

A mouse who keeps saying "Oh Boy" or "Hot Dog"
by Kinghamz358 June 1, 2020
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MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE

the chant you say to summon the greatest robot in history.
by ROWLETMAN July 19, 2017
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