Crotch melting

something so good it could literally melt ones crotch

I mean the D850 is the cats ass ...the colour, saturation ....this camera is crotch melting.

by opalfroot September 17, 2017

fart muelling

The act of blowing compressed air into a whores anus and having her hold onto the false fart whilst you pack in a few grams of Columbias finest. She gets into position and let's rip over your eagerly awaiting conk. You get a nose full of the good stuff and a lung full of the bad stuff.

I've got a few grams left over and a couple of coins spare. How about you come over here are be my fart mule.

I'm beyond snorting off a hookers backside. I'm more about fart muelling now.

by Uncle Nastyfingers November 25, 2019

The Melting Dog

A woman lays down flat on her back, while a man diligently flops on to the woman inserting the penis at the same time. Then a third person is needed, this person will grab the male by the waist, trusting up and down.

Hey... bebe .. wanna try out the melting dog?

by Person142 July 4, 2020

cocaine melting eyeballs

a group of people who i love a lot and am very gay for. they are perfect and amazing and so kind to me and they are silly and great and fun to talk to. i love them lots <3

"omg youre literally my cocaine melting eyeballs"

by camer0n.6996 August 26, 2022

happy melting

Overwhelming happiness that you start to close your eyes and smile to dissociation

I was happy melting when I heard the voice of my loved one first thing in the morning on a sunny day and my brain overflowed with happy hormones

by Swrux January 6, 2023

Mirror melting

When it's so hot outside that the sun melts the mirror right off your car

Yeah Scott said today was a mirror melting day and that it was so hot today that the sun melted the mirror off the car

by Mirror Melter March 30, 2023

melting hippo

A person who is so sweaty and laughing so hard they drool on themselves like a hippo

Everyone has a friend who's is a melting hippo...that person laughs at something at the same thing everyone else is laughing at but drools on themselves from the laughter...this happens alot when you or your friends are high and/or drunk as fuck.

by Carlos parallax September 21, 2013