Matteo Carlos

He's a legend. That's all I need to say.

You're such a Matteo Carlos man.

by sobbgolbd March 6, 2024

Matteo

The hottest kind of Italian guy, a straight 10/10 chad who takes care of himself, go jim and is the one who always have fucking tons of girls without moving a finger.

Girl - "Hey what's this guy's name ? He's so hot !"
Dude - "Oh him ? He's Matteo."

by GrosSimp July 7, 2022

matteo the fatass

Someone who eats alot at dinners and has fun with animals. He is pansexual and likes dudes over women. Also is plsu size

MATTEO the fatass ur good!

by Someone2131 June 21, 2022