by Future Ninja Turtle September 18, 2009
The highest of beings that made no accidents.
"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway
by Master_Tejas October 14, 2020
A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.
Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
by raging Jorge September 30, 2010
by Ka-Bam37 February 06, 2010
A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart masters" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.
by Hans Hansington November 21, 2007
by BIGTITTYASSBITCH42069 September 16, 2020
-The Person who initiates a group Lynch of one individual using extremely harsh insults
-These roasts are so brutal that the victim usually loses all self respect for themselves
-These roasts are so brutal that the victim usually loses all self respect for themselves
by LynchMaster69 October 30, 2018