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French Post-Marshmallow Kiss

The act of toasting a soft, pillowy marshmallow to delicious, gooey consistency, consuming it with great pleasure, and then exchanging a naughty French kiss in front of the campfire.
"French post-marshmallow kisses are my favorite! Pucker up, Sweets !!!!"

marshmallow

fluffy sugury little squares of heaven. best fuckin candy in the world. i could eat these little fuckers all day and never get sick...

i hope i turn into one someday so i can eat myself...
If i eat too many marshmallows, maybe i'll turn into one...
COOL!

Dirty Marshmallow

When you pay a Gentleman of Significant Stature (a fatty) the sum of $35 to spread the cheeks of his buttocks, sit on your face and flatulate. The act becomes a Filthy Marshmallow if the large man defecates, intentionally or otherwise.
Pardon me Louie Anderson, I have thirty-five American dollars and I would like to have a good time. Would you be interested in giving me a Dirty Marshmallow?

Marshmallow Hugs

A hug between two people that is full of warmth, friendship and affection.

There should be no distance between both people, this is unlike the "man pat" where distance should be maximised as affection, and respect are not part of the relationship. It could even be possible, with the "man pat", that both parties to the hug are politicians or arch enemies.

A marshmallow hug should see both people lingering for a squeeze, a giggle and a cheek smooch.

Marshmallow huggers are generally warm people, and dislike those who "man pat".
Flower to bumble bee - "Hello suuugarrrr, so long since I've seen you. Miss you terribly"

*Flower and bumble bee throw their arms around each other, squeeze, face smooch and giggle with glee due to the happiness created by marshmallow hugs*
Marshmallow Hugs by spellsgood November 29, 2011

Bupe Marshmallow

Beautiful. Selfless. Marshmallowey. She's more precious than all the diamonds in the world. She's an absolute gift to the universe. Needs to be treasured because of such. Patient and kind. Did i mention beautiful? She cares when she doesn't have to. She puts the colour inside of my world. Brave. Funny for days. She's incredible though she doesn't always see it. Impossible not to love.
Person 1: Hi

Person 2: You're beautiful and deserve only good things in life. Here's some of my sparkle. I like you so i'll share.

Person 1: You're so nice. You must be a Bupe Marshmallow.

Hard Marshmallow

A person who tries to be tough like their gangster brethren, but fails because they are just too white.Typically referring to white males between the ages of 14 and 17 who walk around with a limp because their pants are so low.
Friend: "Oh look at that white kid walkin' with his sagging pants, trying to be a G.

Me: "I know, he's such a hard marshmallow."
Hard Marshmallow by Khazzy June 29, 2013