Maria

- I have a perfect girlfriend

-Is her name Maria?
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Maria

Maria is the most beautiful, gorgeous, charming person I know.

She can go from cute to hot in a matter of seconds.

She is smart, spontaneous and honest and always tries to understand the other person's point of view.
Her sense of humour is nerdy and intelligent, it'll make you laugh for five minutes straight.
If you are dating a Maria, remember to always tell her these things, she tends to forget how crazily in love you are with her.
Oh, I'm so happy to have a Maria in my life!
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Maria

Maria, an incredible girl with the sweetest cheeks, most beautiful brown eyes, and the most enchanting smile you'll ever see. She's kind, loving, hilarious, and will put a smile on anyone's face. Her talent's include being amazing at cuddling, hugging, and telling stories so funny that she'll snort. She's a fashionista with a heart of gold. Her body resembles a goddess with an incredible fat ass that will catch anybody's glance and huge breasts that are nearly as hypnotic as her magnificent eyes. Maria knows she's hot and loves to show off her divine looks with tight clothing. She's as fine as fine China and she deserves the best which I wish I could give her.
Guy: Damn I need a Maria in my life
Maria: *Walks in literally anywhere
Guy: Fuck I'm in love
by TheMongol290 November 20, 2019
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mariae

A female name; very beautiful, smart and independent woman. Typically very sarcastic but comes off as rude. Any female with this name also may come off as thicker or more plump then other girls.
Man, I need to find me a Mariae soon.
by MoneyThema March 06, 2016
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Maria

She is a lovely girl. She will love u if u were true to her. She is the loyal person u would meet if u don’t hurt her. She will be overprotective and would get jealous because she loves u
Boy 1- you will never find ans love a girl like Maria

Boy 2- I wish I had a girl like Marian
by Julith January 25, 2018
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Maria

A cult leader who created the official religion of Mariaism.
With a simp army of over 200 members, Maria is the most powerful honors student ever.
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Maria

Often categorized by having a large incline to loving waffles. Not pancakes, the texture isn’t quite as satisfying as the almighty waffle. Quinoa waffles are also acceptable if they’re feeling like sprucing up their food life.
by vfmua September 28, 2018
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