manus-boner

the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.

"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"

*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"

by borbersk May 6, 2020

Manu

All round Movie maker, who works majorly in Indian Cinema

Manu is an Indian movie maker

by ಕನ್ನಡಿಗ May 27, 2020

Manus

Widely regarded as the greatest human being off all time more than capable of "shake 'n' bake". #Yonder.

Larry Bird is such a "manus."

by Cassius_Clay September 1, 2020

Manu Bifurcum

The act of Manu Bifurcum, is the act of one placing his left hand on ones crotch and habitually scratching untill red with rawness.
Mostly associated with shaving ones "Front Lawn"

Friend 1: Ben get your hands off your Manu Bifurcum riddled scrotum

Friend 2: You mean Hand on crotch syndrome?

Friend 1: THE VERY SAME!

by KingDesign June 22, 2011

Manu's pulation

When someone teases you in a very harmful way.

He used the Manu's pulation on me.

by Kaylings November 19, 2023

Manus

Manus = The Male Anus.

<~T4K> Man I went to the bar last night and banged a guy's Manus. It was so tight.

by xecuter2 August 21, 2023

Anus Manus

A warm and creamy, most moist, most smelliest, loud, and worst fantasy football team to ever exist. Imagine a fantasy team that was run by a strap on that was worn by a goat that was use on a bum… that’s what an Anus Manus is

Bro, I saw you play Anus Manus this week, that should be an easy win.

by MacZaddy88 September 25, 2023