jamaican mustache

When some guido hits the islands with some poop on his upper lip

Yo, did you see Mario’s new Jamaican Mustache? Dude looks like he made out with a Scantron answer sheet and then touched up some kiddies.

by Archibald van Wunderbutz June 25, 2022

Mustache lover

A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair

Lila is a total mustache lover, she is always wearing her mustache necklace.

by grasslike February 23, 2013

Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012

backwards mustache

a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.

My friend Matt gave that slut a backwards mustache!

by sexypanda man January 30, 2010

Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.

The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.

by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012

Zebra mustache

The act of crapping on your someones lip and then cumming on it in a striped fashion.

" I got bored last night so i gave my roommate a Zebra Mustache

by Dirty Chad March 22, 2010

sriracha mustache

When a Man fucks a woman on her period and then cums on her top lip, while mixing the Cum and Blood. Making it look like Sriracha sauce.

DUDE: She was on her period. So I gave her a Sriracha Mustache to remember me by.

by TheNotSoSilentOne March 8, 2017