Literally

Often used on Facebook by idiots. Adverb carrying the meaning of 'figuratively'. In real life means 'literally'.

OMG my phone its literally blowin up wit texts rite now.

by SarcasticBastard November 4, 2011

literally shooting the shit

Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.

"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."

by shitshooter911 June 12, 2012

Literal Kangaroo

Racial slur term used by the Alt Right meaning "Rare chinese looking inbred Nig nog from Australia".

Example:
-Turden: G'day mate. Whats with the commotion out here?
-Not Rubin: Well someone just ran over a Literal Kangaroo...

by AshleyYoung69 September 17, 2019

Literally

Figuratively (adv)

I literally died of laughter when Karen call him a penis butt.

by SparkyZee May 19, 2017

Internally Obese

When someone eats and eats without getting fat.
Usually thinks about food, and eats when depressed, but no one can ever notice.

"Yo dude...I'm worried. This is the forth time this week that my pantry is empty because of you!!....go see a doctor cuz you is Internally Obese son."

by Ruben Matthew Escobar January 11, 2009

Internally Fluffed

To be pregnant

I wonder how many months she has been internally fluffed!

by deeerashleyvon September 7, 2010

Internal Monitoring & Enforcement

IME is a better task force than literally the other 4. I really don't give a fuck what skull thinks but I'd rather be doing the epic gamer moves rather than doing the cringe guarding as A-1, lego recontaining and B-7, or participate in a point and click adventure game as S-9. E-11 is cool I guess.

"Wow is that Internal Monitoring & Enforcement?"
"yes"

by Theidelpyro January 19, 2021