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Jewish Lightning

A form of insurance fraud, in which someone destroys or damages (most often by arson) their own property for the purpose of collecting insurance money. Called "Jewish" lightning because the Jews are stereotypically known as a cheap, cheating race.
"So apparently Goldsteinbergowitz's house caught on fire last week. With the insurance money he'll collect, he'll probably be able to buy an even bigger house!"
"Jewish lightning if I ever saw it."
by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013
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white lightning

Colloquial term for grain alcohol, made from corn in a moonshine still. This clear, illegal, and very potent beverage was a favorite in the Appalachian Mountains during US’s prohibition years.
I think I wanna taste that powerful stuff He took one g-g-glug and drank it right down And I heard him a moaning as he hit the ground Mighty, mighty leasin, pappy's corn squeezin' Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'
by Papain August 28, 2005
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lightning luddite

An individual who refuses to adapt to new technology and blames the technology for their own failings
Miles always insists that lightning doesn't fucking work and that nobody uses it. He is such a lightning luddite.
by Gooch Rider April 10, 2019
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lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well
john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out
by Slappdat August 17, 2016
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Lightning havoc

A moment of social destruction that comes on so quick, it’s like a natural disaster
Watch out, she is going wreak lightning havoc on you
by Loulou Fargone September 28, 2019
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Bisexual Lightning

The mysterious force that makes bisexual people so powerful and sexy.
Person 1: Wow, raccoons are so cool.
Person 2: Yeah, they’re powered by bisexual lightning.
by m0nkey_man February 15, 2022
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lightning dragon

When you stick 3 AA batteries in your butt to prevent anal rape.
I didn't know her special move was the lightning dragon!
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