License Plating

The act of identifying or recognizing someone by looking at their ass.

"Jessica! is that you?"
"Hey Adam! I cut my hair, how did you recognize me?"
"Just with some license plating, no biggie"

by Jennifer Groin June 15, 2018

Cunting license

A cunting license is a permit to do/say Cuntish things. Used in a rhetorical fashion.

Steve: I don't understand why people with depression don't just get over it.

Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.

_____________
Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?

by Thehotone November 16, 2015

Forklift License

The proof of intelligence. Someone that has a the license to operate a forklift is a genius and the highest form of intelligence.

Someone: *Says anything dumb or stupid*
Me: Says someone who doesn't have a forklift license.

by anonymous September 12, 2020

New Jersey license plate

taking a dump on a hot girls lower back while she is in a doggie style position.

That girl is all about the New Jersey license plate.

by Wanda Bangs December 25, 2010

san diego license plate

1. A tattoo found typically on women in the lower back area, directly above her ass. Standard SDLP's are tribal, and are often acquired during a drunken spring break (hence san diego) this is also very common in beach (party) communities. very often, SDLP's are poorly done, and as a result, are bumpy where the ink went too deep, and pearled where the ink didn't go deep enough

2. also known as tramp stamp , ass antlers , and california license plate although, I personally would never reference Norcal, because Norcal women are classy, and don't get ghetto beach tattoos, and/or listen to jimmy buffet , and G. Love and Special Sauce

"yeah, trish definitely has a bangin body, but her san diego license plate is trashy. I'm almost embarrassed to be seen with her in a bikini"

by Jevir August 12, 2008

facebook license plate

The name for the little box on Facebook below everyone's profile picture. This space is generally used for recent quotes or inside jokes.

No one knew what to call that little facebook box, so now we just call it the Facebook license plate

by Sober Summer June 25, 2010

License

A piece of worthless, meaningless plastic, usually with ones picture and some personal information. If you have one, it means you spend time @ the DMV like a fucking idiot taking tests and what not. If you dont it means you r a mexican or another minortity (not white trash) and dont feel that it is neccesary and wont get cought without one.

Adrian: I got pulled over again, and I still dont have a license.
Andy: Y the cops always tryn' to catch you ridin' dirty?
Adrian: Cause' of the color of my skin.

by Ginger H. Ater February 3, 2007