lard ass

a fat obese person who eats to much and gobbles down anything they see

justin parks is such a lard ass

by alex s. November 15, 2004

Lard Love

The special love that only 2 tubby blokes and some animal fat lubricant can share.

That Gary Spender and Ponce Mckelvey partake in Lard love you can tell by the way the little one walks.

They're both so loney that they could only get each other and some lard.

by Tuna & Cheese Poonani December 14, 2004

lard-retard

some1 who is overwheight and an idiot

"my friend is a lard-retard because she is obese and is an idiot"

by BumFodder July 24, 2008

lard lover

One who enjoys a deep-fried life.

Lard is an animal by-product - it's the fatty, unusable bits of pigs' carcasses. Despite this, it's popular for cooking in many countries.

Term is also popularly used to describe men who like their women on the big side. See related term BBW 'Big Beautiful Woman.' Big they may be, beautiful they are not. BBW is probably one of the most delusional concepts around.

"Charlie's lost the plot, you seen his new girl? Must be 250 pounds of her! Man, he's become a lard lover."

by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005

Fat Lard

A big piece of bacon used to lard meat...

Sebastian Feldhofer's Dad is a Fat Lard

by Weirdodede May 23, 2011

labia lard

Fanny batter, moip, love juice.

"2 fingers in and she's weeping labia lard everywhere"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

Lard sale

Comes from yard sale. A big group of fat people, and gender doesn't matter. A normal lard sale will have anywhere from three up to twenty people in it.

I went into a fast food restaurant and saw the biggest lard sale I've ever seen.

by XxC0ldh3artxX November 20, 2010