A language leech is a person who only wants to be your friend, or pretends to be your friend, because they want to learn English from you. People who teach English in non-English speaking countries can't help but meet language leeches.
This guy invited me to hang out and then he took me to a coffeeshop and pulled out his IELTS preparation book like that was normal. What a language leech!
by blar6868686868 July 27, 2017

by AWitBaybay July 10, 2011

Someone who knows and mastered all types of language including their dialects, starting from Japanese
by John Niggee May 19, 2015

Sussy dude1:he's the imposter he is so sussy
Sussy dude2:no u are the ඞ
Sussy dude1:God damn it,he speaks the amogus language
Sussy dude2:no u are the ඞ
Sussy dude1:God damn it,he speaks the amogus language
by ImH3r3 March 11, 2023

A widespread dialect used by teens in the Shore Regional area of NJ (West Long Branch, Oceanport, Monmouth Beach)
by jimmer.mcm November 25, 2020

Well, fuck me sideways and call me Suzie! I have written a bulkasaurus dic and still I can't get any writing job in any magazine 'cept for some 'poof-reading' shit in a maghag-filled glossie called NOX! Guess green language never works for me.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

I was on vacation and I couldn't understand what they were saying. I wish they would speak Spanish, I can't understand the Mexican language.
by I MAKE WORDS HAPPEN May 6, 2018
