Slack knob

Someone who is continually done over by women

Gilbert always gets done over by his women, what a slack knob!

by B shift oxford February 28, 2020

kentucky knob

When a person administering oral sex on a penis presses the penis toward their cheek while pulling it out of their mouth creating a suction popping sound similar to someone who is consuming a kentucky fried chicken drum stick.

Ed: Last night Jennifer was blowing me and she pushed my cock into her cheek and then pulled it out making that pop sound. Man that was hot.

Bill: Ahhh the good old Kentucky Knob.

Bartz: That reminds me of the time when I blew that horse and he just bricked down my throat.

Chris: Hey this one time I convinced this guy to bang a sheep. And by this guy I mean me...

by Lexington North April 24, 2008

Dick knobbing

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

slob the knob

slang for a girl offering fellatio, aka giving a blowjob.

Man 1 - So did she slob the knob?
Man 2 - Hell yeah, she slobbed it all night long.

by Greenberg May 25, 2006

Dip knob

(Dip-n-aw-b).A tit or Boob dipped in cheese, Usually an offensive remark made by the culture of "extreme sporters"

( snowboarders, Bmx bike riders, Skateboarders, surfers ect.) usually meaning for a "newbie" or "noob" at an extreme sport, or a "poser".

Ayye check out that dip knob ollie, hes suckin' some major cockage bro!!

by Bmx-pro-stunna October 22, 2010

knob cobbler

a baked good of sorts whereas the filling consists of semen (i.e. man seed, man yogurt, baby gravy, jizz, jism, sperm, spermatazoa, goo, goop, fresh tapioca, scrotioca, cock lard, pole soap, spooge, etc.)

This Thanksgiving day I will be providing the visiting in-laws a heapin helpin o' me knob cobbler.

by M. Cyrus the Pothead November 28, 2011

knob off

in the same vein as "go forth and multiply", "piss off", "fuck off" and so on...

origin: warrington, england

...will you please knob off, dickhead...

by critch April 13, 2005