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Josiah

Someone who is unfaithful to a girl, especially girls called ‘Grace’, and tends to go on holiday with his ex and enjoys it.
Grace: “Why is Josiah enjoying his holiday with his ex??!”
Friend: “Maybe because he is an unfaithful son of a bitch!!”
by Thanossnapstheuniverse May 2, 2019
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Josiah and Julianna

A couple that is complicated, yet a good pair, they agree on most things. They can have dirty jokes that they keep to themselves, and keep each other entertained. They can sometimes be having mixed signals. Josiah and Julianna like privacy, when they are together. They can have very weird conversations usually involving sex. They enjoy talking, especially to each other about everything. They have friends get in the way, but they will never have themselves in the way.
"Awwwww, Josiah and Julianna make a good couple." - selena

" I know right"- Joanna
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Josiah Palacios

He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.
Josiah Palacios is an even bigger unit that Howard.
by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020
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Josiah Rivero

The max level of sus that someone can potentially get to.
Why are you so Josiah Rivero.
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dirty josiah

The term dirty Josiah means when your fucking your straight best friend while his girlfriend watches
Dam, My best friends girl watched me dirty josiah
by Phillib Jenes April 2, 2020
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Josiah Kuizin

Josiah is the type of dude to sit by you in geometry. He plays Super Smash Bros on his Switch during P.E. He get's offended when people exaggerate the pronunciation of his first name. And don't even get me started on his last name. He only laughs at relatable jokes, such as "My dad beats me" or "I'm gay."
Josiah Kuizin is a "cool dude."
by JollyFoal989824 October 4, 2019
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Josiah & Mariah

Josiah and Mariah are the greatest couple ever and will stay together even past death they will always have each other's backs and will love each other forever they can overcome any problem and other couples get jealous of them
OMG Josiah & Mariah are the best couple
by Josiah & Mariah November 21, 2021
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