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by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

Johnathan

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Hey did you see that Johnathan guy?

Yeah, he stole my eggs
Yeah he stole mine too

Damn

by Eugene Miller April 18, 2023

Johnathan

Johnathan is the kind of man whose presence brings calm and strength to every moment. There’s a quiet confidence in the way he moves through life, always thoughtful, always sincere. His kindness isn’t loud, but it’s steady—felt most in the small, consistent ways he shows he cares. Whether it’s his laugh, his honesty, or the way he sees the best in others, there’s something about him that stays with you. Loving Johnathan feels like finding home in another person.

When I think about what love means to me, I think of Johnathan—the quiet strength he carries, the way he makes me feel seen, and how simply being with him feels like coming home.

by secretgirlxo August 15, 2025

johnathan

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by shit yourself now August 26, 2023

Johnathan

Johnathan is a nice guy but he’s kind of a crackhead. He shares with people and he’s funny. He has some what a lot of friends and be gets along with a lot of people. He’s a PRO GAMER and he love Fortnite.

Friend:Where’s Johnathan

You: probably doing crack ;)

by Papaws February 8, 2020