What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?
by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016
Get the Getting busy with mr jizzymug. Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".
Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz"
Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
by Poppa Stuey August 26, 2014
Get the Jizzy-Wizmug. When a homie texts you while you're on the toilet.
by JizzyEffect November 23, 2021
Get the Jizzy Effectmug. A dramatic condition in which a male spins in a circle while emitting semen. An alternate option can be receiving oral sex after playing pin the tail on the donkey.
by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018
Get the Dizzy jizzymug. Jizzy is like cool or something awesome. Usually to describe a performance or event that you thought was absolutely incredible.
"Yo, did you go see that concert? It was so JIZZY!"
"Dude! You were totally JIZZY in the baseball game yesterday!"
"Dude! You were totally JIZZY in the baseball game yesterday!"
by AnOn¥m0us March 30, 2024
Get the Jizzymug. 
A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)
by Wkdmsm February 23, 2024
Get the JIZZY GLIZZYmug.