Getting busy with mr jizzy

Having sex

What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Jizzy-Wiz

Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".

Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz"

Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"

by Poppa Stuey August 26, 2014

jizzy

when the clothes you or someone else wear is fire or expensive

damn my nigga you jizzy

by dr._big_man July 24, 2022

Jizzy

Brunette girl who looks amazing but is English

Jizzy looks delicious

by uwuan32 May 13, 2023

pulling a jizzy

pulling a jizzy is the act of pushing over your sister and aggressively cumming on them

"Yo lets go pull a jizzy on jessica"

"I think we shouldn't be pulling a jizzy on her"

by gayfrig August 9, 2022

Jizzie

Australian slang for a root beer float.

Dairy Queen Employee: What can I get you?
Aussie: Oi mate can I get a Jizzie?
DQ Employee: ...what?

by Chicken Wanker April 7, 2021

The Jizzy Mcsquizzy

The Sexual act of ejaculating on a squirrel and inserting it into a woman’s anus as one uses a phony Scottish accent while watching a movie (preferably open season)

Josh: i gave Isabel the jizzy mcsquizzy last night
Ryan: eww gross

by R. Rick Rickshaw July 5, 2025