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Jeet

A person disliked for being annoying, unlikable, nerdy, clumsy, and/or making stupid mistakes.

Jeet can also be used as a verb in the sense that "jeeting" is the act of being a jeet or being up to some mischievous jeet behavior.
Jack is a jeet.
Oh my gosh, there are so many jeets here, it's a real jeet-fest.
Hey everyone, let's play pin the tail on the jeet.
Stop jeeting around, jeet!
I just jeeted everywhere, EVERYWHERE!!!
by Chicano Chavez Jr April 9, 2024
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Jeet

Jeet is an extremely intellectual and charming creature who happens to possess the most tempting and delicious feet on planet earth. When the british fled india, they really were looking to steal jeet's feet but had to settle for the kohinoor. Yes, jeet's feet are very nice.
Hey look! I see jeet's feet! What a truly mesmerizing sight.
by Fl4569 September 8, 2022
mugGet the Jeetmug.

Jeet Sweats

The intense, palm-drenching anxiety and literal cold sweats that hit a degen when they've aped hard into a shitter with their whole stack on the line, only to watch the chart dump as jeets start selling the bottom. It's that gut-wrenching FOMO of whether to diamond-hand through the dip or panic-sell before the rug pull turns your bags to dust. Basically, the crypto equivalent of buyer's remorse on steroids.
Example: "Bro, I just top blasted 10 sol, and cupsey keeps dumping, I'm getting major jeet sweats—I need a ga_ke candle before my bag goes to zero.
by certified_exit_liquidity August 23, 2025
mugGet the Jeet Sweatsmug.

Jeet

This jeet messed up my bet
by ItzJoshhh January 5, 2024
mugGet the Jeetmug.

church of jeet kune do

"If I say anything bad about it I would be excommunicated from The Church of Jeet Kune Do" - Ramsey Dewey.
by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023
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Jeet

a poop/shit. after a big snack you may refer to your jeet as a jeeteria. jeets can be good, and they can be bad. but you never want your jeet to be a zeet (a jeet when you are taking a z) because 36/37 times we are all out of garbage bags. happy jeeting!
This is my friend Jeet”
by prankingsloth August 22, 2022
mugGet the Jeetmug.

Jeets

Jeets, Jeetser, Jeets'd. That about all that needs to be jeets'd.
TD - Yo, that guy was such a jeetser on the foosball table last night.
TD (to himself) - Yeah, he jeets'd all over us - such a jeetser. I bet he sent Harley's late night for some jeets.
TD - Haha, jeets.
by HamWen Generals November 26, 2018
mugGet the Jeetsmug.

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