by danielleAKAmurph April 8, 2008
Get the alcohol jacketmug. A dressing gown, a bath robe. A garment one frequently pleasures oneself in after getting morning glory but before getting dressed.
Also, just as the Victorians would change into a 'smoking jacket' before enjoying a post-prandial cigar, in order that the smell of smoke clinging to their clothes did not later harm their chances of pulling the ladies, some contemporary gentlemen may prefer to change into their wanking jackets before bashing the bishop in order to prevent unsightly jizz stains from having much the same effect.
Also, just as the Victorians would change into a 'smoking jacket' before enjoying a post-prandial cigar, in order that the smell of smoke clinging to their clothes did not later harm their chances of pulling the ladies, some contemporary gentlemen may prefer to change into their wanking jackets before bashing the bishop in order to prevent unsightly jizz stains from having much the same effect.
'I'd just had a particularly erotic dream about donkey punching Mariah Carey, so when I woke up with my usual morning wood, I had to crank one out straight away. However, as it was an unseasonally cold day, I thought I had better put on my wanking jacket first, so as to prevent myself catching a cold.
by Simon Dykes May 31, 2006
Get the wanking jacketmug. by Krandikel March 23, 2013
Get the Jean Jacketmug. an annoying group of teenagers who are immature little brats who are prude and scared of any sexual references
by caity404 January 17, 2009
Get the green jacketsmug. by Mick Jacket December 3, 2003
Get the Jacket Bastardmug. when your being titty-fucked by a girl then blow your cumload up her nose, then it comes out through her mouth
by robby69 November 4, 2014
Get the ice jacketmug. You remember her...........slept with all those guys in one week.......she was a proper sausage jacket!!
by Embeezle January 2, 2015
Get the Sausage Jacketmug.