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northern ireland

A shithole part of Ireland that most people on the island would like to split off from the real Ireland and float into oblivion. The cause of much bloodshed and economic downturn for Ireland, and a drain on the British taxpayer. The only good thing ever to come out of this sectarian stain on the globe was George Best, but then when he became an alcoholic most people realised what a bitter wanker he was. His life is very much a metaphor for Northern Ireland. The people of 'norn iron', as protestants enjoy calling it due to their hatred of anything to do with ireland, are a shower of cunts who enjoy fucking it up for the rest of the UK and ireland. northern ireland should be wiped from the earth.
"Im from norn iron (northern ireland). aye. listen to my stupid pseudo-scottish accent. i have no culture. aye, och, im away to eat some sody bread aye."
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Take an Ireland

Running down a hotel hallway to take a massive shit only to find out your room key doesn't work. You spot a defenseless victim and run to their room to destroy their toilet.
Did you see David running down the hall to Vic's room? He almost broke the door off the hinges to get into Vic's bathroom to take an Ireland!
by Tbalz80 April 8, 2021
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Northern Ireland

Northern Ireland is neither British or Irish its northern irish full of crackheads
by NI Rants November 3, 2019
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Northern Ireland

Northern Ireland is wet all the fucking time
by cb581 November 4, 2019
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northern ireland

the biggest shithole on earth
we keep blowing each other up
person 1: "we're from fucking northern ireland"

person 2: "naw your not ireland is one country you asswipe"
person 3: "up the brits"
person 4: "fuck up you taig"
person 3: "naw your literally a fenian"
by 110309 March 14, 2023
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Ireland

The best country in the world! A bit of advice though
1. We speak Gaeilge not Gaelic
2. We are not Leprechauns
3. We do not all live on potatoes
4. Most of us speak English so please don't try to talk down to us.
5. We are not all drunks (Well the kids aren't)
6. We do have a green countryside... We'd like to keep it that way.
7. The weather is almost never good here.. be sure to bring an umbrella!
8.Only country with a holiday celebrated world-wide.

9. Home to amazing musicians and actors. (Roy7, The Script, The Cranberries, Colin Farrell,Pierce Brosnan , Saorsee Ronan etc.)

10.Ireland has been plagued by American and English sterotypes, such as the misconception that we are all drunkards, or that we all speak with a hugely fake Cork accent and say 'top o' the morning to ya, laddie' - I have lived here my entire life and not once have I heard an Irish person say that seriously. The fact that Americans 'imitate' us by say 'top o' the morning' is I think due to those stupid Lucky Charms adverts, and whoever wrote them should die a horrible death :)
11. I could go on and on about how awesome Ireland is but.. You already know don't you?
Irishman: 'Hello, how are you?'
American: 'OMG are you from Ireland? Top o' the morning to ya!'
Irishman: *punches American*
by Tiffy6666 October 12, 2011
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Northern Ireland

Known as a country which is part of the UK, but called "The Province" (also called a few other things!).

Thatcher fought desperately to fend off the prospect of joint-sovreignty in the 80s over it with the Republic in the south.

Just an annoying space of place which if put up to referendum, Britain would probably give over to the Republic! Nothing to offer by way of wealth or culture - it just exists.

Plus I'm just rambling to vent out frustations over nothing in particular and taking it out on N Ireland (!)
"I live in northern Ireland, not Northern Ireland"
by britishandworried January 31, 2005
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