Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.
A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.
A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.
Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!
Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?
Rex: PUSSY TUBING!
Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?
Rex: PUSSY TUBING!
by Johnny K Lightning September 17, 2009
A fictional band in the British comedy series The Mighty Boosh. They appear in the last episode of series three "Chokes". (working title "Theatre") The Black Tubes are played by British garage rock band the Horrors. Noel Fielding, one of the creators of The Mighty Boosh is known to be a big fan of the band. The Black Tubes are also characterised by their skin-tight drainpipe trousers.
by LeHitcher September 11, 2008
A paper towel or toilet paper roll stuffed either with scented drier sheets or fabric soaked in Febreeze. It is used to blow weed smoke through to get rid of the smell.
Man, me and my friends smoked at church the other day, but no one knew 'cause we used the doob tube.
by ecotton December 23, 2005
A person who posts mindless or useless videos to youtube en masse with the hopes of being socially accepted.
by Jason Klotz November 06, 2007
The feeling you get after riding the tube or subway where you are walking round and you feel the need to wipe your arse because of a build up of sweat and moist bum dirt seepage. Often a safety wipe is recommended and the victim may leave behind a pale speck of bright brown tube arse.
"hey man, why are you walking so weird?"
"I have a bad case of tube arse i picked up on the way home from work, I better be safe with a safety wipe, have a date tonight"
"I have a bad case of tube arse i picked up on the way home from work, I better be safe with a safety wipe, have a date tonight"
by tubearse91 October 17, 2011
Major aspect of creating weapons of mass destruction. It is almost as significant and dangerous as yellow cake.
The nigga bought aluminum tubes! Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube!?! ALUMINUM!!
by AdamBB May 16, 2007
by NYR11 August 12, 2009