Jong min is a constantly changing chameleon. With curly and sometimes straight hair they are ever changing and always steady. Jong min’s have a strong heart, mind, and body, but are easily distracted by Slims Chickens Ranch sauce. If you ever meet a Jong min, he’ll be about average height. They are a master of rearranging furniture and making the most out of small spaces. They like to shuffle around in their crocs while taking their dog for a walk. Jong mins tend to dislike hiking, but you could totally get them to swim in the ocean with you. Most Jong mins scare the sharks away, however mosquitos always want a taste of their blood, probably because they are so sweet.
by olivergarden2024 July 31, 2022
Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He has the power of the true China man. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, and so he is built stronger. He can enter demon mode, and while he is in this mode, no one can stop him. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Although, his one weakness is happy meals. You can easily get him over to your side with a happy meal, or you can trap him in a cage by luring him with happy meals. Although, if you try trapping him he will probably destroy you. This is just his 1st form though... When he eats 69,420 happy meals he learns and masters the happymealgan, which lets him manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, which will make you explode and die. His other forms are still uncertain, but he definitely has more room to expand in power. He is also a good form of transportation, as you can fuel him with happy meals.
niggel 1: hey bro did you see hou min yesterday? he absolutely destroyed obama
niggel 2: yeah dude! speaking of hou min, i just got hou min to be my new car!
niggel 2: yeah dude! speaking of hou min, i just got hou min to be my new car!
by last century September 27, 2022
Look at that min-chih over there
by Silver 123 February 19, 2018
When you malfunction, overthink, or stress out while doing work.
Named after a famous student from Singapore, Lee Min Shan
Named after a famous student from Singapore, Lee Min Shan
by Min shan not min shanning April 11, 2023
by Robbie Dawgie August 05, 2016
The amount of time you "promise" to stay at a place or an event you probably shoulnd't be at because of more important obligations but choose to do so anyway because of peer pressure.
Often said as a means to comfort oneself or another.
Results in a ridiculously extended stay, an awesome time, and a bad morning.
Often said as a means to comfort oneself or another.
Results in a ridiculously extended stay, an awesome time, and a bad morning.
Gabriel: Hey dude let's go to a bar!!
Javier: I can't bro! I have an exam tomorrow!
Gabriel: C'mon bro, just 30 min. I promise!
Javier: ahhh fine!
Next day
Gabriel: hey dude, how'd your test go?
Javier: ....
Javier: I can't bro! I have an exam tomorrow!
Gabriel: C'mon bro, just 30 min. I promise!
Javier: ahhh fine!
Next day
Gabriel: hey dude, how'd your test go?
Javier: ....
by bearlovindacrew November 29, 2011