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Very Important Poo (VIP)

The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.
โ€œMy Very Important Poo (VIP) didnโ€™t go to plan this morning and now Iโ€™m going to feel frustrated all day.โ€
by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024
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The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
mugGet the The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....mug.

importancy

Super fucking important. Like super.
The importancy of this situation is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
by Yamamyamyam March 13, 2018
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Import

The import is a car made in a 2nd world country which by being blown off a road has high mileage because it kept rolling and ran away fast from a car made in America because it has high horsepower.
by bushlight February 19, 2019
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Important story

Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like๐Ÿ‘‡ this

Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that โ˜๏ธ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that โ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ˆ It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
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important announcement

if you are in a place where you cant say fart, say this
"that was such a big important announcement, did you hear it?"
by dedededededededededhidude June 21, 2023
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.9.you will be extremely vocal this year โ€“ no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year โ€“ no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
mugGet the .9.you will be extremely vocal this year โ€“ no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.mug.

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