A phenomenon that occurs when illuminati hysteria (fear that a person, group, or thing is associated to the Illuminati) becomes widespread. Once it happens, the believers will then make up "proof" that the accused is part of the Illuminati. Sometimes, the accused or those related may be tortured or unnecessarily exorcised, further worsening the problem. If it becomes severe enough, it can become similar to the Spanish Inquisition or the Salem Witch Trials.
A: Why the heck are Sally and her boyfriend being exorcised in the break room?
B: Oh don't mind them. It's just another Illuminati scare. It'll probably gonna go away.
B: Oh don't mind them. It's just another Illuminati scare. It'll probably gonna go away.
by W0rldOnFiRe May 19, 2012
Illuminati•Music
1.
An Musical Art form, that has no boundaries.
And has the ability, to capture an unmeasurable
audience.
1.
An Musical Art form, that has no boundaries.
And has the ability, to capture an unmeasurable
audience.
by Nigz Omega September 8, 2022
Rappers who sold their soul to stay rich and be glorified by corporate channels like mtv and bet and the other channels. 1.jay z 2.50 cent 3.dr dre 4.kanye west 5.t.I. 6. Young jeezy 7.gucci mane 8.suge knight 9. Damon dash 10.ludacris 11.nelly 12.nas 13.big boi 14.andre 3000 15. P.diddy
by unknown 666 September 22, 2009
Saving a load for at least two weeks and then blowing it three feet into the air, and to the surprise of both you and your lover, you realize that you've just cum in your own mouth.
Joey didn't get any for like a month, so when Pandy went down on him, it was a total Bavarian Illuminati!
by Trihornasaurus April 14, 2005
While nearly all ppl & occurrences that garner this label are quite literally as far away from being Illuminati as humanly (or otherworldly) possible, there's still this sort of pseudo-esotericism overly applied to just about everything by netizens. No they truly _don't_ belong to a secret society conveniently born in Bavaria in the same year as the United States gained its independence from Britain. or y'know, yeah! they do! ...'cause who am i to question our illustrious, malevolent overlords...
It is used with great flexibility in the online world, particularly in the gaming arena, to simultaneously:
* troll naive children
* poke fun at conspiracy theorists
* invoke (mild... at best) lulz
Source: I'm the Princess of the Dark Underbelly of the Internet / Mistress of the Multiverse, who shall remain unnamed, 'cause otherwise your head would asplode (leaving only a pulsating third eye)
It is used with great flexibility in the online world, particularly in the gaming arena, to simultaneously:
* troll naive children
* poke fun at conspiracy theorists
* invoke (mild... at best) lulz
Source: I'm the Princess of the Dark Underbelly of the Internet / Mistress of the Multiverse, who shall remain unnamed, 'cause otherwise your head would asplode (leaving only a pulsating third eye)
scrub 1: I saw Katy Gaga-Cyrus take off her mask backstage to reveal that she's Reptilian!
scrub 2: Illuminati Confirmed!
normal person 1: tha fuck?
scrub 2: Illuminati Confirmed!
normal person 1: tha fuck?
by mztrie December 18, 2015
This is when you do "The Illuminati", but instead of just watching your cum drip out, you literally suck it out of their slit throat.
by Jedi Magknights January 18, 2005
Some people think that when someone is killed on tv, that people are trying to make an example of what they can keep getting away with, even if everyone can see it. That's power to be able to kill right in front of everybody and nothing happens to you.
The death of george floyd was an illuminating event for some, even if they had seen something like it before. White people do get killed in videos, but you dont see them getting killed by cops, usually you see contractors getting heads cut off and shit like that. Death is a lot like cinema or the box office, you have people who are in the business of death videos, and they know people never get enough trauma. Some people thought of it as an illuminati example.
by Solid Mantis May 30, 2020