Howdy is a girl who uses people for popularity. She usually is everyones crush because of how she looks on the outside. In the inside all she has is boys hearts that she has used and have thrown away. Howdy is hoe who spreads rumours about people. She is only popular for her looks and her mom. Without either she would be living in a trash can. Howdy is a goody 2 shoes who never gets in trouble for the shit she does. She is a fake ass bitch who will soon get what she deserves:)
person 1: omg did you hear what Howdy did?
person 2: yeah she farted in class and it smelled horrible. She probably had Chinese food last nite.
Person 1: yeah prob
person 2: yeah she farted in class and it smelled horrible. She probably had Chinese food last nite.
Person 1: yeah prob
by Sofs :) July 16, 2017

Howdy Wang; noun
1) when someone messages you an unsolicited penis shot out of the blue (as if saying "hi, here's my wang")
2) when you leave the room and come back to a person with their penis exposed.
3) your name is Wang and people say hi
1) when someone messages you an unsolicited penis shot out of the blue (as if saying "hi, here's my wang")
2) when you leave the room and come back to a person with their penis exposed.
3) your name is Wang and people say hi
by TavG June 7, 2018

A man, usually unattractive, who has a considerably more attractive female partner, which begs the common inquiry, "How'd he get that girl?"
" Bro, she's way outta your league. She's turned you into a howdy!"
"Mike's a howdy. I don't get it...he must be hung like a bear."
"Mike's a howdy. I don't get it...he must be hung like a bear."
by Dr. Dan Slangworm, Ph.D. August 16, 2017

When you and a few guy friends and hanging out having a bonfire. One of the group partakes in THC gummies and becomes incapacitated. The sober friends proceed to violate the high and incapacitated friend in the middle of of a field in the dark. Just outs side of the light of the bonfire.
Damn bro.... Bro got fucked up and Tennessee howdy'd all in one night.
Why is that guy walking so weird? .... Oh ... Him. He got the ole Tennessee howdy.
Me an the boys gave Matt the ole Tennessee howdy. He hasn't been walking right for weeks.
Why is that guy walking so weird? .... Oh ... Him. He got the ole Tennessee howdy.
Me an the boys gave Matt the ole Tennessee howdy. He hasn't been walking right for weeks.
by Cronicxheadshot July 26, 2024

The most sexiest puppet to walk the lands of the trending ARG, “Welcome Home”. If anyone says otherwise they’re a fucking idiot who probably only looks at the AU’s
“Wow, Howdy Pillar is so fucking hot tbh”
“No Wally Darling is!!”
“You’re a fucking idiot, that mf probably doesn’t know how babies are made.”
“No Wally Darling is!!”
“You’re a fucking idiot, that mf probably doesn’t know how babies are made.”
by Slinkypeepee December 30, 2023

Presidential howdy is when you introduce yourself to a woman by grabbing her by the pussy and sniffing her neck
by Turdlingtime March 16, 2024

by Bayou Redneck October 1, 2020
