hopeless musician

a guy who hopelessly make music without worrying about getting something in return, music isn’t just music to them, it’s more than that and ideally they say goodbye to their virginity.

Guy 1: Man, he’s a hopeless musician, he’s never gonna get a pussy.
Guy 2: Yea dawg, mfs gonna die virgin

by punk plato October 20, 2021

Hopeless romantic

A phrase that has been consistently confused for “HELPLESS romantic”, but people continue to use because people who know better are so afraid to correct erroneous or nonsensical words these days. The original phrase “HELPLESS lover” means someone who CAN’T HELP falling in love, e.g. they fall in love very easily. “Hopeless romantic” may have become a joke that’s a play on the originally phrase, implying that someone loves romance but it ends up badly for them. Unfortunately millennials and younger generations took “hopeless romantic” as the synonymous with HELPLESS romantic and ran with it without anyone ever correcting it.

“Yeah, I’m a bit of a hopeless romantic.”
“Uh, you mean *helpless* romantic?”

by TiredOfYallDamnit December 31, 2023

Hopeless Romantic

Clare Callinan

Clare Callinan, a hopeless romantic, can’t get over zane :(

by nwats December 9, 2024

hopeless romantic

he writes to you via gmail after you told him you were going to send him a restraining order

him: I LOVE YOU PETRA
you: ugh he's such a hopeless romantic

by lilacheavenxoxo June 27, 2022

Hopeless Romaniac

When you want to believe in love but you’re too toxic to make any relationship last more than a few weeks.

“Why does she have so many ex’s?”
“She can’t help it, she’s a hopeless romaniac.”

by Mahalien July 17, 2021