Hob schlob on a bob knob

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)

oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.

by William, SleepingWith September 29, 2010

hob-knobbin-munga-globin

When 2 people go to a cemetary and dig up a dead mans body. Than one person puts his or hers mouth over the entire cock and balls, while the other person jumps on the stomach of the dead man to blow the bodily fluids into the others mouth.

Robo likes to hob-knobbin-munga-globin for a creamy nutella treat.

by little foot1111 November 05, 2008

Hob-Gobble Titty Juice

Hob-Gobble Titty Juice is when a woman's titties become a sloppy mess of cum, spit, and titty milk.

Man, last night was so crazy, I had sex with a chick and it became a mess of Hob-Gobble Titty Juice.

by HailSATANandDROPtheNUKES July 24, 2017

slob-goblin-hob-goblin

a term identified as a type of oral sex used when a male or female "slobbers" on the persons genitalia.

Ah man she gave me a good slob-goblin-hob-goblin last night

by jhilsupreme March 31, 2010

ill hob your nob

it means that i'll hob your nob

Sockyy: I'll nob yer hob, if you hob my nob

Emma: I'd hob yer nob.

ILL HOB YOUR NOB XD

by Sockyy! November 10, 2007

HOB

verb
past tense: HOBB; past participle: HOBB

Meaning closed or unavailable. Stems from the infrequent opening hours of House of Bagels.

“You mean it’s HOBB again?”

“Could you HOB that door for me?”

by Dissatisfied Baker June 28, 2022

HOB

Harlot of Babylon. A mythological female figure and also place of evil mentioned in the Book of Revelation in the Bible. Used to describe someone vulgar or rude.

Why won't that HOB give us a break, dammit!

by LoveforHarambe November 12, 2017