street hockey relationship

An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.

“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”

street hockey relationship by mducrane March 27, 2011

select hockey 

Select hockey is a group of house league player that travel to different rinks and not just play at one aren.

My son plays select hockey

select hockey by Puck snaps May 8, 2018

Sod Hockey 

Shitty golf

The boys and I had a round of sod hockey

Sod Hockey by Stkboy April 8, 2022

shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".

I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.

shopping-cart hockey by QuacksO November 10, 2024

cold like a streaker at a hockey game 

Extremely cold.
1a)Cold can mean a bitter person
1b)Cold can mean tuff
1c)You can literally be cold
1d)Extremely poised

1a) she really gonna be hugging her guy friends then pour wine on my white yeezy's for hugging my friends that are females? She's just cold like a streaker at a hockey game and I can't do shit about it.
1b) Got my new ice. This drip cold like a streaker at a hockey game.
1c) I am from atlanta bruh. This chicago weather got me cold like a streaker at a hockey game
1d) You see Dame DOLLA hit that deep three over Paul George for the win? In the 4th his game stays cold like a streaker at hockey game no cap

cold like a streaker at a hockey game by Prill. April 26, 2019