Herder

A guy who only dates and hooks up with fat and unattractive girls. He heards fat girls like cattle.

Daddy: Aaaaaaaaaaaye Lavonte! You hook up with that one fine bitch last night?

Lavonte: Are you kidding?!?! She had bomb tits and ass, her face was nice, and she had a great body. Hell no. I only like fat bitches. If you see a fat cow around let me know.

Daddy: Ooo..your a herder? Well i guess fat girls need love too.

by Yung Midnite March 15, 2011

Herbert The Cow

Born on April 19, 2008 in San Diego California. Herbert the cow is a traveling chick-fila cow that spends all his time with his best friends Jessica and Chris. Herbert is slowly becoming an internet hit on his facebook page. Herber has magical teleportation skills and has been known to teleport from cars to dressers.

Trips:
Herbert has gone on many advantures, pictures from which can be found on his facebook page. Adventures include,

Many trips to the beach( being from southern california of course)

Knots Berry Farm

and Indiana ( learning it is very cold there he has discovered why a california cow is a happy cow)

Omg did you hear? Herbert The Cow is coming to visit!

by Friends of the cow March 1, 2009

Turd Herder

Slang name for a gay male.

"That fag is a turd herder of deep holes!

by mow_er_racer April 16, 2009

matt herbert

A extremely hot guy that goes to knox and i wish he would date me... And if there is a matt herbert at your school he is also known for his large penis

Did you see matt herbert yesterday?
Yup he was looking fine

by Eleleiajshslea February 9, 2014

leo herrera

a gay fat stupid kid that thinks he is black and sucks at football. and sucks Dic for quarters

"i know a kid name leo herrera and he is so gay"

by Angel Saenz December 10, 2004

fish herder

A straight male who perfers the company of or pursues lesbians as romantic interests.

Sometimes a male who thinks he is a lesbian in a man's body.

Has a negative connotation.

A fish herder never understands that lesbians aren't available to him.

Fish herders frequently ignore or trivialize the sexual orientation of the object of their affection and do not see orientation as an obstacle.

by Sarah & Kristina July 12, 2008

turd herder

Someone who drives a septic cleaning truck or who cleans porta-johns

The turd herder is coming to clean my septic tank

by awafcaw November 19, 2006