homie helper

Someone who is willing to engage in sexual intercourse with a friend in order to help that friend end a long period without intercourse.

Friend 1: “Man, I’m in a serious slump right now. I haven’t gotten laid in almost two years.”
Friend 2: “Call up Jessica, she’s a homie helper. She’s helped a bunch of guys end their dry spells.”

by Fratlock Holmes May 31, 2024

daddys little helper

the helper that helps daddy

my mom is daddys little helper

by koreanpopstartrishy6969 May 31, 2021

helper burn

When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.

I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!

- Anthony Navarro

by RA_GOD May 31, 2016

montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper

Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night

by Nosh118 August 18, 2011

Plumber's Helper

When an especially adventuresome young lady rams her fist up your ass for a nice relaxing Reem job and wacks your wang at the same time until you spooge, and then suddenly yanks her hand out, cleaning both front and rear plumbing in one go.

Wow, no need to go to hydrotherapy this week, Courtney gave me a really great Plumber's Helper last night while we were watching the playoffs....

by Evil Santa October 18, 2010

Vehicular Manburger Helper

Slang for Vehicular Manslaughter

“Hurry! Get IN the way! I’m committing Vehicular Manburger Helper!”

by TheBingusMan November 23, 2023

female helper

bitch who spend time with you and refuse to give you pussy

i have a good result on the dog show , many thank to my female helper

by didulidudidule July 25, 2017