Full Hawk 

To go full hawk is when you are speaking to someone that you fancy and who fancies you, and it's almost certain that something is going to happen between the two of you. But you fuck it up by getting angry with them for no real reason and blow the chance of anything happening! This is named after Paul Hawkins who often goes Full Hawk!

Person 1: what happened with that girl last night

Person 2: she didn't text me back quick enough so I sent her a shitty text telling her to fuck off

Person 1: you went full hawk basically..

Full Hawk by Jaguar1187 May 26, 2014

joseph hawkins 

joseph hawkins is the nigga from the popular nigga twerk video

guy 1: dude have you heard of joseph hawkins lately?
guy 2: no he was arrested because he had info that would impeach trump

joseph hawkins by MOSQUE SHOOTER February 28, 2020

T. Hawk 

Tony Hawk. That skateboarder guy. He got his video games.

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4

T. Hawk by Bob November 18, 2003

Hacksaur 

Someone who is a elite hacker, usually around level 27, who can, like, totally fuck with the system. This man is talented, probably lives at home with his mom, and is really really good at WoW.

How does one become a hacksaur?
Simply devote you life to computers and all things technological. It is the only way, I mean, one does not simply walk in to Mordor, just as one does not simply transform in to a hacksaur.

Hacksaur derrives from a WoW character, but you knew that already, didn't you- you hacksaur apprentice.
Fact: Looking it up on Urban Dictionary is the first step of becoming one.

Jane: I'm sitting in my fucking library trying to play fucking tetris and Websense- the root of ALL EVIL wont let me.
Random kid with acne and glasses: Let me see you Mac.
*Sneezes on it, hands it back"*
Here you go, not only does it do tetris now, it also flys.

The whole library in unison: THANK YOU HACKSAUR!

Hacksaur by your mother in mah bed February 20, 2009

hawk talkin’ 

A slang term used to describe the state of mind in which a person endeavors to speak with birds as they soar above.

My mother spent her last few days on this Earth hawk talkin’ and that was exactly what she wanted to do.

hawk talkin’ by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Hawkaning 

When you masturbate and wash yourself at the same time in the shower to conserve time.

Charlie: Sorry guys I was hawkaning as fast as I could, where is Christmas dinner at?
Agatha: Sorry hon, a group of people were annyocking in our yard and dinner is ruined. Even the kids saw and are being fed holy water right now.

Hawkaning by BLURPYDURRNURRRF February 7, 2020

Shit-Hawk 

1. One of numerous 'shit analogies' by Mr. Jim Lahey; supervisor of Sunnyvale trailer park.

2. A second-generation Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am of poor condition.

Ex. 1: "I'm watching you, boys..like a shit hawk."
Ex. 2: "Yea, this is my '81 Trans-Am...it's a shit-hawk, ain't it?"

Shit-Hawk by ShytHawk01 June 1, 2006