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Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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Rachel hanson

I dropped my potatoe rachel Hanson!!!
by Tigerbutt September 29, 2018
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Hanson

A guy with platinum hair, he forgets very easily and never keeps his words. Don't waste your time on these guys. They also have an addiction to porn. If you fall in love they will break your heart.
by strawberrysky123 August 24, 2022
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Pat Hanson

Gam artist. Someone who makes up stories to bond with the boys
Pat Hanson is a serial gam artist. He just told me he got 78 runs in grade 6
by Hickerydickerydock September 12, 2022
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Hanson

by TGGRIMM November 15, 2022
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