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Lemon Hand Grenade

A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.
"I just emptied half my fruit bowl trying to give my girl a Lemon Hand Grenade!"
by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025
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Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.
Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.
by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021
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zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!
Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.
by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
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Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.
John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
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Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God
He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area
by Slimjimninja May 27, 2020
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Pussy Hand Grenade

The act of having your period mid sex which causes the male to Bust as hard as he can.
I just did the Pussy Hand Grenade in Jake.

I wanna do it again
by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025
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