Granola Mommy

A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.

Ouu girl did you see insert name she's such a granola mommy!!!

by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018

Granola bar

Synonym for bitch-ass pussy

You're a fucking granola bar

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

The Granola Belt

An area in the United States that consists of Washington State, Oregon, and Northern California. Well known for it's massive new age, dead head and Hippie populations, as well as alternative life styles and extreme liberal thinking. Also has a never ending supply of mind altering drugs.

" Me and Zach went up and down the Granola Belt for a week straight. Damn did we meet some interesting people, heard some far out music, and found some amazing head shops!"

by Marley Boy...4/20 February 25, 2008

Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon

Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie

by coolerthanyou101 August 23, 2015

Granola Kid

a child that granola is attracted to, and is thrown at him repeatedly

Granola Kid

by granolakid October 17, 2010

granola muncher

A cyclist, typically identified by spandex and exotic gear.

I was driving up on the mountain yesterday enjoying the curves, and there was this granola muncher half into my lane on one of the blind corners!

by 258tra May 28, 2016

granola belly

A term developing in the 1960s during the granola craze. The distended stomach that arises from eating a surfeit of high-carb granola.

After she had finished her bowl of granola, he poked her ballooned stomach.
"Getting granola belly?" he asked.

by jkal May 27, 2009