grunt bumper

taking a dump resulting in marks left in the toilet.

wow!the person in the bathroom before me took a grunt bumper that resembles a brown shoe.

by T harding April 26, 2007

Grunt Goulash

When a bowel movement manifests itself a little on the moist side. A wet, squirty shit.

I just baked some nasty Grunt Goulash!

by PhilthyPhil68 April 7, 2010

grunt cake

Synonymous to poop, crap, shit. It is the product of visiting the toilet to take a crap.

I have to go lay a grunt cake.

by Ohh lala October 18, 2007

grunt grunt

A secret code word for "Check your E-Mail"

Person A: hey send me that picture

Person B: ok.... grunt grunt

by Brian and Darby August 27, 2003

grunt berry

When your ass is really hairy and you sometimes get random shit (no pun intended) whether its actual shit, or underwear lint, stuck in said ass hair. Then you find it and it looks like a little gnocci and you pull it out and grunt. Hence the name grunt berry. The berry is usually fibrous and full of protein if you have a dog or cat they will most likely eat it.

"Dude I just pulled out a grunt berry the size of a fucking golf ball." "Here doggy, who likes the skippy peanutbutter??! Eat my grunt berry bitch!"

by Santiago Arroba March 16, 2008

Grunt Valve

A vehicle that has been modified so that it produces a loud, rumbling, aggressive noise when the engine is revved. This modification is known as installing a ‘Grunt Valve’

Dave: Bruv, what was that car that just sped past us, sounded like a TVR or something..?

Joe: Nah mate, saxo.

Dave: Shit man, must have a fat grunt valve innit.

Dave: What you sayin Joe?

Joe Just chillin in the grunt valve innit.

Dave: Fair play, whats the grunt valve sayin?

Grunt Valve: GGRRRRRRR – WAAAAP WAAAAPP WAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Dave: That’s some serious grunt valve right there Joe, he is on it.

Joe: Innit doe.

by Badmaninnitdoe October 7, 2010

Grunt punt

A HUGE FUCKING PUNT FROM A BOI NAMED GRUNT

YOOOOOO LOOK OUT!!!! GRUNT PUNT!!!!!!!!

by Grunt Punt October 8, 2018