Fuckening

A catastrophic blunder even though all measures were taken to the contrary.
Not an act; rather a complete event.

...and there it was, unexpected and complete; the fuckening!

by Yorgos.f December 26, 2021

Fuckening

When you’ve waited so long for dick that it’s starting to really impair your health; so when it finally happens it’s like an angry finale, outburst, sick pleasure of an ending.

Dam, Why the fuck am I loyal ?

Yes the fuckening is sweet , but is all the time leading up to it with it......
( inner silence reflection ...)

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

The Fuckening

When your life has been going a bit too nicely and everything crashes down ontop of you

I had a good life, then came the fuckening.

by Yesmanjames April 19, 2023

Fuckening

When you have that felling that everything is okay and then the fuckery begins

I had a feeling at the hotel that the fuckening was happening

by Justjeffro April 18, 2020

Fucken Boone

The homie that invite everyone over to kick it on a Friday night but then goes to sleep and doesn't answer yo calls!

Yo G, you should come over! Fam is coming at 7:00 and Bobby at 8........... At 6:30 when you call, Fucken Boone don't answer the chat. You show up at 7:30 and all the lights are off and the door is locked!

by YaHomieG April 17, 2022

The Fuckening

Not hitting a feature on the pokies while landing 2 of 3 feature reels whilst 5 of 6 money feature symbols appear.

‘SLAP’ “I think we’re on here boys!” (Above happens) “ahhhhh the fuckening” ‘SLAP Intensity's’

by Sparkylad May 18, 2023

Mutha fucken police

Mutha fucken police

The mutha fucken police are behind us!

by Ugwee baby September 3, 2018