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The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.
Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive
by Sookifanilo June 3, 2019
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Effectively, when a man has been "fucked" by a woman...metaphorically speaking, of course.
Emotionally the equivalent of being kicked in the testicles...everyday (because you see the person who's the reason why you're in the friend zone everyday, don't you?).
As of now, modern science has been unable to find a cure.
As used in this sentence, "At least I'm not in the Friend
Zone, like that idiot over there."
In this unfortunate situation, the guy is mistaken on both counts: 1) he is in the Friend Zone, BAD, cuz he doesn't even know what the hell's going on, and 2) the other guy he is refering to is a bad example, because he is obviously gay, and therefore has no sexual feelings for the women he is around, and is more acurately placed in the lesser known or traversed, "GirlFriend Zone". Currently, no known straight male has yet been this far gone, so very little is available about this terrifying area.
by Elijah Bowman December 12, 2008
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When a girl won't fuck you after you've been "nice" to her.
"I've been trying to get in her pants for weeks by doing nice things and she turned me down for a guy that actually values her as a person!!!"

"What a bitch, frriiieeenndzzzoonnee"

"Whaaat?? She put you in the friend zone?! Tough break bro"

"Poor guy D:"
by Wouldyoulikesome December 11, 2013
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Where David is right now
by JP March 28, 2005
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A concept created by morons who do not understand the concept of "she's not into you"
You didnt get Friend zoned, you got turned down. Move on.
by JayBob92 September 25, 2016
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A place that cowardess men have created because they're too scared to tell the certain man or woman how they feel, this is a place that many people have said to have been a one way trip, that once you're in you can never leave
by Sock monkey 8654 July 30, 2016
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