non-habit-forming

A much-overused term that promises that a certain product or procedure will never result in the participant's feeling the overwhelming need to become a nun. This assurance is actually a bunch of BS, of course, since everyone is different --- so there is actually no way whatsoever of knowing for sure what effect something will have on a particular individual.

Beware of miracle-cure ads with money-back guarantees and assurances that the product/service is "non-habit-forming"... read the fine print... in the section where it specifies what types of mailing-addresses they'll accept, see if it says, "We do not ship to P.O. boxes or convents", indicating that they will refuse to mail you a refund if you have moved in with the Sisters of Mercy. :P

by QuacksO September 27, 2017

forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

foraging

Searching for food

Hot girl: "Do you like foraging"
Guy: "Yes. Do you?"
Hot girl: "Oh yes, I do it at least twice a day. But I would enjoy it more with you!"
Guy: *hell yeah*

by forager123 September 2, 2019

fogging my nuts

To fog ones nuts is when a girl (or guy) makes it very clear that they are ready willing and able to get sexual with a guy upon the guy's OK.

Most common with ex-girlfriends or girls interested in a guy that in a relationship and not inclined to cheating.

In much the same way that you fog a mirror by holding it close to your mouth, a person who is fogging your nuts stays close in the event that you agree to sex.

Man, ever since Tom broke up with Susie, she's been fogging his nuts every day. If he breaks down and has sex with her, she'll rope him back into all her drama.

Man, this chick checks fogging my nuts, I'm not gonna be able to turn her down any longer.

by El Jax April 28, 2009

Fogging

Dogging with the fog lights of your vehicle switched on.

'Are they dogging over there?'
'Nope, their fog lights are on, they're fogging'

by Mattz00r March 11, 2017

forking

Simply put: fucking. Slightly more socially acceptable in the presence of elders.

I thought we were just cuddling last night, but she couldn't wait to get to forking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005